Or he's one of those guys who thinks their dick is huge so they don't have to do anything, but in fact it's tiny AND they're terrible in bed but if you ever mention that they may be less than perfect they just assume it's sarcasm and continue berating you for not going down on them despite having a nearly pathological…

naaaaaaaaaah, my favourite response is 'THESE CARTOON DICKS ARE MISANDRIST RAPE!'

But sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be University of Alabama students!

I would beg to differ... ever felt psychologically damaged by something that you never wanted to see in the first place? Something so vile, so horrible that you couldn't unsee it in your head no matter how much brain bleach you tried to use? That's what visual assault of the eyes is like. bonus points if it keeps on…

They have not "critiqued" them. Most of the princes were given average or shorter than average penises. When was the last time you saw princesses/fantasy women/heroines/mainstream female porn actresses with cellulite, droopy or uneven boobs, a jiggly belly or butt carrying a few extra pounds, or ungroomed pubes? This…

He never goes down on you either but he expects you to blow him. If he does go down on you, it is so bad that you make a shopping list or figure out what you are wearing to work tomorrow.

As a weirdo History major I am epically pleased to find this commentary and conversation.

Does the phrase: "hurts, doesn't it?" mean anything to you? How about "the tables are turned?" Heard that one?

Thank you! My boyfriend is a white guy from Alabama and not an asshole like these people. His mother was an asshole when I met her but she took a look at her views when she realized it was stop being a racist or lost her son.

It's very strange to me, that attitude. When erect, cut and uncut don't really look different at all (I'm basing what cut ones look like off porn, obviously).

I was thinking he might have an average-ish cock but with enormous balls, which he is unnecessarily proud of given they make his dick look tiny in comparison. Not that I've ever given this much thought before this post.

Now that she got kicked out of the sorority she'll have a lot more free time. Does the Ferguson Police Department have a work study program?

I've slept with that guy. We've all slept with that guy.

DISSENTING OPINION: I remain convinced Gaston is one of those dudes with a tragically enormous dick, who thinks that his huge schlong means he has to do zero work in the sack. He just bumps your cervix for five minutes then rolls over and congratulates himself for being such a superior cocksman.

When I was in middle school, debating which of the Disney Princes was most fuckable was our favorite pasttime.

Am i the only one genuinely shocked that you have to explain something as simple as the fact that liking rape and liking sex aren't the same thing?

So basically Alladin's the only one that should be circumcised?

Even if he were American, I don't think circumcision was popular during the settlers' time, was it? At least not among Christians. But I am not up on my Foreskin History. To the Peen Library!

Also, an Englishman from the early 17th century would absolutely not have been circumcised. Even though he was not a puritan, religion was still a very touchy subject, and you wouldn't want to do anything that might make someone think you were Catholic, let alone Jewish.

He's totally English. Even though Mel Gibson gave him a stupid American accent.