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Certainly. From Haaretz in October of last year:

A lot of Israel? C'mon now. Israel is very white and plenty racist, despite the 20% of Palestinians they retained (who are Caucasian also) in '48. They offered $5000 to black Jews to leave Israel and not come back. You seriously don't want to play this hand.

Jesus. H. God. I guess it's a miracle that two such pieces of shit found each other to marry. And what kind of a woman do you have to be to actually hire a prostitute? You *know* she doesn't really want to have sex with you, it's only being done for money (consent dubious)—how can you still muster up any lust? How

"....you HAVE to slap her." Somehow, I get the feeling Bill's just *had* to slap a fair amount of women, just as Israel has *had* to annihilate a fair amount of Palestinians. A good man's work is never done! #civilizedwhitemansburden

"...(his opinions) are loaded with sexist bullshit for some reason."

Ermagerd yeah. His face is totally punch-baiting there.

That comment was perfect. He does indeed look like the physical personification of how patchouli smells. And I loathe patchouli. Well played, sir, well played.

"...rape and murder dominate the palate, followed quickly by bright essences of hideous torture, blackmail and heartbreak. Also, cherries."

Judge Michael Mettyear... has at least one rape in his own past. The only way a grown adult could be this delusional is if he wants it to be so. He is covering up something he himself did or was in some way party to.

Jeez, I forgot also: did you ever try volunteering? At an art museum, or animal shelter (I can only do no-kill), or soup kitchen? It's also sometimes a great way to meet people. :)

Happy birthday and major, major congratulations on being sober! What an incredible gift to give yourself on your 29th birthday. I'm very proud of you.

Imagine the suckitude that is having your birthday fall, more times than you can remember, on Ash Wednesday. And you're a (forced) Catholic as a kid. Is it any wonder I loathe the Church? No, sir, it is not.

Thank you for this reply. We truly do not need rape to be more sanitized than it already is.

That is just so rude. I have literally never met a woman who did that; never even heard of one. Honestly, I'm surprised a man would date her after asking somethin gso rude.

Why am I completely unsurprised that Ben Stein is a stalker? Creepy old bastard.

I'm from the tundra that is Chicago. I was always against fur, but I have never, ever been warmer than when I once had to wear my teacher's fur coat outside. I literally did not feel the cold in winter. Also, a lot of fur is rather spectacularly beautiful. I certainly see the appeal—it's just when you know how it's

That poor kid in the Miami Heat baseball cap wins "Best Sport". He just does.

"wine-stunned kalamata olives"—genius.

Oh, dang. Sorry, SP. :/

I guess the irony here is that you assholes *loved* McCarthy—he was an angry, frightened, bullying alcoholic loser just like you are. He was just trying to keep your kind safe from scary blacks and feminists like us. You would have supported him to the grave, you sad little man, and you know it. That you're doing his