Please be a decent person and buy your cat an arming cap and gambeson so that his fur doesn’t get caught in the chainmail. This will also provide the increased protection he might need should the rumoured squirrel invasion occur.

Let’s never let this die. This and the Heard/Depp apology video.

Seriously, what’s wrong with her? We’ve all been teens and we’ve all been even younger and we’ve all, no matter how level-headed we got, said pretty stupid things and we’ve all been more than a little full of ourselves...but can any one of us really, truly have been this deluded?

AND OBVIOUSLY RUPAUL

It's like she doesn't even understand who watches shows like American Idol.

I seriously hate that jawless, fetus faced pervert so fucking much. Trying to get custody of a child when you left that child’s mother for another child.

A mysterious death in a haunted house?!? Zoinks! I know a bunch of meddling kids who’ll get to the bottom of this!!

man, disney’s really trying to up the authenticity of their parks, but I don’t think it was in good taste to choose this guy for their first real ghost

I am rooting so hard for them. Also just think about how hot Blac Chyna and amber rose are gonna look at this wedding.

While this isn’t for me, the less-snarky aspect is that it is encouraging community in a society that is ever-more less-communal. As a young adult after college I moved to the other side of the country, lived alone, and had no community. This is one positive side of housing like this.

Obviously, they were trying to recreate this kind of magic but failed:

Same. I thought we learned from our early-aughts mistake, with the sweatpants that had “juicy” and “pink” plastered on the butt.

From my experience as a former kid, kids who wish to harm other kids are usually called, “popular.” Not that I’m still bitter or anything.

My daughter has a peanut allergy that could kill her. A child in her class in 1st grade threatened her at lunch by putting his hands near her face with peanut butter all over them (and her awesome friend pushed him back across the table and got the teacher). DO NOT CARE IF HE UNDERSTANDS DEATH OR NOT. The punishment…

This is just adorably evil and I can’t stop smiling at the thought of two young girls plotting “Yeah! And then he’ll drink it and be all ‘Duhhhhhh, I’m a stupid boy brother’” *tiny giggles and laughter*

Ugh, yes. Names on everything was nearly inescapable in the 90s and early 2000s, especially this block lettering style. I really like the clothes otherwise though :\

Finally. A combination of my love of lemonade and my love of spending way too much on things at Whole Foods.

“...first-graders probably don’t have a strong concept about what it means to permanently harm another person, though?”