Once again, almond milk is not milk. It’s almonds soaked in water for a long time and, pureed, and then filtered.

Jesus. I live in Southern California and I make my shorts-loving son wear jeans if the temperature drops below 60. I do not understand why people would intentionally dress to ensure they are definitely going to be cold as fuck.

My brother does this shit all winter long. Granted we live in a place where it rarely dips below freezing for more than a week at a time, but it’s still ridiculous to wear dress for summer when it’s in the 30s F out.

okay, maybe Aunt Viv is salty, but:

Or when original Becky returned and Roseanne said ‘where the hell have you been!”.

I think this

OK, so perhaps she didn’t go about this the best way. But I mean...I don’t think she’s wrong. I think it’s fairly obvious Jada and Will are pissed he didn’t get a nomination (not to say there isn’t a larger point about diversity to be made here), despite Concussion being a steaming pile of shit with an awful accent…

and writing that stuff into the story too, like when the Conner family was sitting around watching “Bewitched” and commenting on the 2 Darrens.

Honestly the most important part of that is the end. The fact they’ve used their production company as a desperate ploy to get their own children famous for the past couple decades tells you where their priorities lie with modern media.

I am not emotionally ready for perfect Alan Rickman gifs.

I always loved it in old sitcoms taped in front of live audiences, when people would cheer for the return of an old cast member who was replaced and then came back. Like when this Aunt Viv made her triumphant return, or when the oldest daughter in Roseanne came back. Just tearing down that fourth wall completely.

Lord have mercy, Beasts of No Nation was incredible, that man is an incredible actor. You are not.

Truth. Most actors are childish, vain, selfish, bozos. It’s appalling for Jada to connect her disappointment that her husband wasn’t nominated, to larger issues of discrimination.

Exactly. I’m fine with wearing whatever you want in terms of whatever social goal you have for your outfit (because social goals obviously aren’t just about impressing dumb boys; they’re also about getting hired at job interviews, or sharing an element of your personality as part of your style, etc!), but damn folks,…

I know one guy who actually prides himself on only wearing shorts, ever. Winter in Ohio is no place for that shit. It’s annoying and childish. And dangerous.

I hope this will convince the people who walk around barely clothed in this weather that they aren’t impressing anyone, they actually don’t have some Wisconsin-bred immunity to the cold, and they should wear some damn socks and cover their skin.

I have never understood people dressing like that who live this far north. The temperature could be -20 and I’ve seen plenty of people leaving clubs downtown in skimpy dresses and tanks.

I live in Maine. I often marvel at the women in Portland that wear exactly such warm-weather clothing (shorts, stockings, tank tops, skirts, etc) on nights with exactly such chilly weather conditions.

You know, a long time ago when I was young and stupid, I was of the opinion that women shouldn’t breastfeed in public. Then I grew up. In all my years on this earth, I’ve never seen a woman stand up in the middle of a store or restaurant or whatever and yell “look at me! Look at me! I’m about to whip out my boob,…