I used to work in a very remote town, while living in my hometown 30 miles away. I was 20 and my Dad had just secured me my very first car to make the commute, it was a mid 1990’s Thunderbird with oxidizing paint, leaked every fluid I put into it, and had shitty gas mileage. Needless to say I was in love.

“I turned it off after two minutes.” That. . .that’s not something you should tell strangers, sir. Save that conversation for your primary care physician. o_O

My favorites were “Hot Ham Water” and “Mostly Air With A Few Chips”.

When people are discriminated against by people of colour because they’re white. Also known as: Not Really A Thing.

Man, I don’t even care. I love MCR. I am so sad they broke up.

You’re actually kind of sadly right in terms of view. Our anger is seen as wild emotional displays that should be discredited because of owning a uterus. I do my part by telling my boyfriend to calm the fuck down all the time. He gets angry over little things like a child. And so I treat him as one. Nobody is as…

Ah I’d love that.

I’m surprised she didn’t need more wine to get through that conversation...

Some women have less periods than average. In college I had 3 in one year. I know most of us with those problems have had them since puberty so it’s pretty common later in life.

Now there’s an idea for a Romance novel!

Which shape do they take when they’re bear hugging the women?

I have to explain to her that it’s not alchemy or magic that transmutes peppercorns into pepper

“you’ve never worked with the general public before.”

I’ve been working with General Public so long, he was just Lieutenant Public when I got started.

Seriously, that roommate’s parents never made him at least try something before he rejected it. Like, I would take the middle ground between my parents making me eat shit they KNEW I hated (I will never forgive them for creamed spinach) and a parent who just throws up their hands and lets the kid eat hot dogs 100% of…

Kids should be required to at least try anything before they reject it because “it looks funny,” though. I don’t agree with making kids eat everything they hate, but they damn sure shouldn’t get to sit in their plain-hamburgers-with-ketchup-and-maybe-plain-cheese-pizza comfort zone all the time (I’M LOOKING AT YOU, MY…

Someone please “curate a line” that is inspired by my daughter’s insane pattern mixing.

I felt like an ass when I was irritated that we were getting quotes, not pix + quotes. Then I realized I am a 45 yo woman and died a little.

But Yoga Nerd MD, whyyyyy are we even talking about her? I can’t stand her! I don’t know why she’s famous! I read this whole article and I still hate her! Whyyyyyyyyy?

Is she wearing Ken's testicles as earrings? I always wondered where those buggers had gotten to.