No, that's my sisters' father, my ex stapfather, to my mom, whom he ABUSED. Now he just consistently stresses the poor teenage girls out by blaming my mom for all the wrong in his life. Sorry ass selfish son of a bitch. Didn't have to follow us like a creep 2000 miles when we moved away for a fresh start...not exactly…

your greatest wish was granted, doll. Grab some child killing pizza and enjoy the literal hundreds of posts. See you in a week.

Literally came on here to post this, too...because nothing is more awesome than preparing to party with non-delivery child killing pizza traveling via poo river

on a serious note, I am overjoyed that someone as prominent as the Pope is calling attention to, albeit indirectly, the overpopulation issue. Especially being a religious leader where justifications for continued population growth tend to reside.

aka Murphy McManus of the Boondocks Saints...♡♡♡♡

Groupons: For trying new things. I get that. That's how I found my awesome hairstylist.

Crossfit and a non judgmental coach who gives you a Jumpstart and support is what works...personal experience. I mean, do you know many 5'2 women who can squat 245, get sore day in day out and still wake up every morning to go to the gym after being overweight for more than 14 years? Not enough. Biggest Lose is…

That sounds like a Japanese horror movie that we will later adopt, remake with B list celebrities and rename it something innocuous...like 'The Phone'...

Move over, Rhonda Rousey...this crazy ass bitch is my new hero!!!!

How BORING celebrity must be if you only do shit that is expected of you...

It's an amplification of every ugh that Charlie Brown, that camp counselor from Bug Juice and every frustrated teenager has ever made in the history of ever...

I wonder if they would make one that had a logo that looked like an anus....

Yes!!!!!!!

No Way. This is gold.

my husband loves jalapeños. This has happened to me several times during foreplay. I have to ask him if he's washed his hands if we feel it after dinner, now.

I don't see where it says that she provided the picture anywhere...if it says that, sorry. I see this more as the guy badgering her about asking her mom out, her trying to appease him/get him to stop by throwing out a heinous number of necessary retweets so he will quit being a douche and him pulling the pics off of…

AYE!!! I don't know why we have a hat maker involved in the name, but I think a mad hatter sounds like the exact kind of person who would force a poor barista into all the specifications that make up this cup of fuckery.

Actually, it doesn't say she gave it him anywhere on here. Reread the article, dude. Also, I hope no one ever puts any shit in your mouth...unless you are into that. Next article for Shrayber?

So happy it wasn't me...it had to happen.

...what's a 'manbabby'? Is it a cousin species to the Manchild?