We have one right down the street from our house in Spring, TX...but it's next to a Big Lots, Radio Shack and a childcare center and the only things I can think are 'discount radioactive snotty tissues' when I drive by...not appetizing. I have not eaten there and I highly doubt they sell anything close to true Kobe…

Am I the only one that finds that cake to be amazing? That cake maker has some talent...hopefully he left some of it in the cake.

I would wear my wedding dress if Maggie Smith required it in order for me to be in the same room as her...but she reminds me of my boss ass grams and has strolled the planks to get her bank...for the Royals who are only important for being part of a somewhat continuous bloodline of people who have given the go ahead…

"Justin Theroux ' s fiancée"??? Are you sitting me?????

Ha! That has got to be the most egotistical shit I have ever heard. If it's 'true' they probably all faked it so they could get the fuck out of there as quickly as possible.

sooooo...liars?

Ugh. Marriage...once you get married that's it, deal broken.

Basically anything with 'ercise'...jazz, prance...but Yes. Somewhere down the road Zumba is going to look like this....which is why I lift. It never goes out of style.

This is just....exhausting. Stop with all the rape videos, people of this world! You are normalizing the issue to the point where it is banal and further traumatizing actual rape victims. Depicting rape on a a short scale, especially with a public figure who can literally be seen the next day as just fine and…

That doesn't sound nice at all...whaT if I bribe them with cupcakes? I make some pretty great cupcakes...

Not everyone is gray at first? I am always gray all the time!!! Does Jezebel hate me?

Honestly, that sucks, dude. It makes me upset to hear things like this because there are so many horrible people in this world that the good ones get stereotyped as being one of the terrible ones just because they are of the same gender/creed/race/political affiliation as the latest bad news report, best selling book…

That's not cool. MLK and Rosa Parks and other protestors, no matter their color or creed, stand out because they went after the dream of equality in a dignified and impact full way in a place that was harsh and cruel to them because he was a freaking GENIUS and knew how to diplomatically approach the democratic…

omg as LITTLE AS I want admit this, when it comes to theoretical quantum physics this makes sense, but living your life like this seems so limiting. You don't get meaningful connections with a broad spectrum of people, which is such an awesome life experience...it's almost like they are being groomed as the Dhali…

[hope you get the reference before you blast me for 'my hypocrisy']

There are only two types of people in this world I can't stand: those who are intolerant of other people's cultures and religions...and scientologists.

I need to borrow Charlie Day.

at the same time, she's a comedian and it was a playboy interview, sooo....pandering to the audience, me thinks?

• "Respecting your significant other is trying to take a nap and quietly leaving the room instead of loudly having a conversation in Spanish because you think someone not understanding the language is the same as them not hearing it."

yeah...why the oil? Were they going for an elegant female version of Hulk Hogan, circa '85? Seems a tad too much, but still makes her surprisingly pretty likeable (I said it...hell hath frozen over).