I truly, truly believe that the voters this guy is courting are so fucking dumb that when they hear “libertarian” they think it’s another word for “liberal.”

“Ángeles Béjar marched into a church Monday and said she wouldn’t eat until the “inhuman, bloodthirsty witch hunt which my son is being subjected to” ends.”

This is why you shouldn’t believe in religion, let it dictate your life, or think that it gives you some right to dictate other people’s rights and decisions in things such as healthcare. But the opiate of the masses is a strong habit to kick I suppose. Glad I got out.

requiring Ju’Coby Pittman, a Jacksonville city councilwoman representing the neighborhood where the shooting happened, to intervene to and ask the crowd to listen. Pittman declared that “it ain’t about parties today,”

in place of the word “fetus” it will read “unborn child,”

Also, 138 pounds at 5'9" is a perfectly normal, healthy weight.

3 eggs for breakfast isn’t a miserable breakfast?
I eat more than 900 calories but I don’t eat a massive breakfast. I have 2 eggs and veggies sometimes. What’s the big deal? 

No Dracula 3000: Infinite Darkness? I’m disappointed. It may be one of the greatest bad films ever made. It’s the The Room of vampire movies. IT HAS COOLIO AS AN OVERACTING VAMPIRE. I mean c’mon

Queen of the Damned is frankly better than it has any right to be given it was made just to hold onto the IP rights at the time. That doesn’t mean it’s good, but it somehow could have been so much worse.

Although I was entertained by Dracula 2000, it did feel like one of those movies that at some stage it its development was actually aiming to be really good, and then someone high up said “never mind, just make some popcorny crap”.  Like Oblivion, say.  

You put Dracula 2000 on this list and you didn’t even bother with the infinitely-worse Dracula 3000?

Casper Van Dein. Erika Eleniak. Udo Kier. Tiny Lister. COOLIO.

When the movie came out, I WORKED at a Virgin Megastore, and when we found out the store was heavily featured, me and a bunch of our co-workers went out en masse’ to see it.

Things that were accurate about working at Virgin: Employees absolutely just strolled away from work without notice because they had a weird…

Time rebooted in the 80s.

THE FIRST TWO UNDERWORLD FILMS ARE EFFING CLASSICS, YOU MORONS!!!!

I guarantee watching the “It was a dream” twist at the end of Twilight Breaking Dawn in a packed theater at the time of release was one of the best all time movie going experiences period.

Best tag line ever

It really is the most 2000 movie ever made because one of Dracula’s victims is singer Vitamin C.

Huh. I always thought Underworld was one of the good ones. The sequels are pretty bad though. 

I’ll watch Underworld every single time it randomly comes up while Youtube clip- or channel-surfing. It may be shlocky, but the actors are so intensely committed to the shlock that I can’t help but love it. It’s all one big scenery-chewing contest (that Bill Nighy arguably wins).

Come on, man.