In the year of our lord 2023 how are there people who professionally are in front of a camera on the reg and have not yet had proper teeth whitening.

Remember how Jezebel decided not to give Perez Hilton clicks? How about we do that with the Daily Mail, whose overlord continues to work hard to kill our democracy?

Sorry you can’t handle a little thought bro. You’re free to focus on the dumb aspects and ignore any deeper meaning others might find, but other people are allowed to think and connect even a light-hearted thing to broader societal issues, and there is often utility in doing that, even if not everyone wants to…

He looks like a possessed marionette.

Fabian Marta, who bragged about helping fund the movie after Disney shelved it.

But he played Jesus in a movie one time!!!

The call is always coming from inside the house with these guys.

Waiting for whatever dirt is out there on Jim Caviezel comes to light.

I expect the numbskulls on the right - having been lied to for so long that they could pick the truth out of a lineup to save their lives - will already being throwing around “witch hunt” and “deep state” and “censorship” to defend this absolute shit stain of a human being.

So he’s not a trans drag queen?

I don’t think it’s necessarily buccal fat removal. She’s unrecognizable because she’s lost a ridiculous amount of weight, and it’s definitely showing on her face. And the bleached blonde hair which doesn’t suit her at all.

Every accusation a confession with these assholes.

This has nothing to do with whatever affair that Ariana Grande is happening. And I know she’s Glinda so she has to be blonde, but holy hell that shade of blonde is horrid on her with her skin tone. Just terrible.

Honestly, this internet discourse is giving me life right now - not the above people, that is awful. The real discourse is the women from hockey-playing countries showing up on reddit to tell us Shoresy is the realist portrayal of a hockey player - and they don’t understand the obsession with hockey romance because…

This is not booktock. This is people who are parts of obsessive fandoms and most obsessive fandoms are super toxic.

A fancast is one thing, but that’s pretending you are casting a movie. You don’t do this shit to real people.  You don’t cross the line.

I will say that the team jumping in and encouraging this shit to the…

It can be both. It starts as an act - it’s the Stephen A. Smith approach of being loud and wrong so as to drive negative engagement - but if you play the role long enough eventually you start to believe it.

I think the Booktok aspect makes it problematic because they have fancast a character as a real person, and now they are harassing that real person who has nothing to do with these novels and just wants to play hockey without people yelling/messaging sexually graphic things at him, and I think he’s entitled to do that.

No. This isn’t confusing. Do not sexually harass people. Period. Even if their employer exploits their sexuality. Even if they dress in a provocative manner.  Even if they put their sexuality on display... etc. etc. etc.  

And also, no matter what some armchair fans will tell you, coaches sometimes prefer their players to NOT beat themselves up and wallow in sorrow, that it doesn’t do anything to actually fix any problems at hand. Basically, coaches want you to take yourself off a cross, build a bridge with the wood, and get over it for…

So what should the players have done, walk past the fans with resting bitchface and gone into the locker room to punch themselves in the face in the mirror over a game they didn’t even lose? Can you imagine how bummed you’d be as a fan if the players walked right by you after waiting outside the game to catch a pic…