Much like you, I have no dick.

Well, I hope during that time you take the opportunity to go fuck yourself.

I agree with Pinguinos. You need to fuck off.

No, thank you. My dislike of the song in the commercial is not because it is overplayed, my dislike stems from the fact that he has a poor singing voice.

Unfortunately, and not very well.

Co-signed.

Smokey Eye’s stylist must hate her guts too.

Nope. That shoe is most definitely not OK.

Same.

Or Snatch? I mean, Bricktop loves feeding people to pigs.

She paid for that look?

How do you like it? It’s definitely time for a new mattress, but I can’t decide which direction I want to go. I looked into the Purple, but as I live in Alaska, there’s no free shipping and I’m sure the return process would be an absolute nightmare if I ended up hating the thing. 

I had a visceral reaction to that picture. No, the shoe is not OK.

Take your damn star.

lol wut?

Before you were born in 1957? My father served in ‘Nam and he was born in 1948. He joined the Air Force when he was 17, and was sent to ‘Nam in ‘66.

Here ya go.

lol, wut?

There are countries out there that don’t value the lives of domesticated animals/treat their homeless dog populations like garbage and are ALSO committing human rights violations on the regular. Are you being obtuse, or are you just ignorant?

No, this is a garbage opinion and clearly you are a garbage person.

Hooper drives the boat, Chief.

I have a 125 lb. eight-year-old Rottweiler with an excepetionally high prey drive, and no, I have not because when we go for walkies her leash is always looped around my wrist and then looped around my palm.