Yo, Luis, “months-long courtship?” The words you’re looking for are “months-long targeted harassment.”

Exactly this. Egypt and Libya immediately spring to mind, and I’m willing to bet if you asked 100 U.S. Americans where those two countries are located, 90 would say the Middle East.

That’s it! THAT’S WHAT HER ACCENT REMINDED ME OF!! Thank you. I, for the life of me, could not place it, and it was driving me nuts.

My first thought exactly. I’m really not sure how I would’ve reacted in this situation, honestly.

It’s also clear from every single response to the tweet, that none of those people understand that.

Amy Schumer isn’t funny though.

Right? He tried to be clever, I guess, but came up short. Because, like the vast majority of people in the lower 48, he doesn’t comprehend anything about Alaska.

It’s almost too bad billboards are outlawed here, because that would delight me every time I passed by.

Instant Pot (or any electric pressure cooker).

Many times I’ve wished we could chuck the whole Drumpf family down the pan.

THIS.

I’m pissed this dickwad is using Overwatch as their display name. It’s a Jan, not a Felicity.

Don’t feel guilty. It’s a useless emotion anyway.

Pumpkin Pie is trash. Sweet Potato Pie, or gtfo.

I also have an internet friend in Florida, she’s near Ft. Meyer (SW area) and is sheltering-in-place. She runs Helping Paws22 animal shelter and could not feasibly evacuate all the animals, and she certainly was not going to leave them to fend for themselves.

Because a large majority of people up here are deeply, deeply stupid.

Boy oh boy, do they ever. I despise this dude. He’s a total fuckwit. I’ve never voted for him, and I never will. Every time I see him, I wish he’d go the way of Ted Stevens.

You would think, but as an Alaskan, I can confirm that is not the case, and that Don Young is indeed a fuckwit.