Because a large majority of people up here are deeply, deeply stupid.

Boy oh boy, do they ever. I despise this dude. He’s a total fuckwit. I’ve never voted for him, and I never will. Every time I see him, I wish he’d go the way of Ted Stevens.

You would think, but as an Alaskan, I can confirm that is not the case, and that Don Young is indeed a fuckwit.

Right? They’re called job stoppers for a reason.

Yeah, I can’t figure out why they’re being such a dick about YOUR comment. Which agreed with their original point.

Always. Don’t care for it.

Yes, we have.

We’re not.

+1 Smile, you son of a bitch.

Nah, as a white person I can tell you SF’s comment was not racist.

Arsenic Wallpaper!

Right!?!?!

Go fuck yourself.

If I could needlepoint, I’d put this on a fucking pillow.

Is there a critiquemydickpic? For reals? I’m a tad afraid to google it at work.

I think the OP was referring to the penis in the dick pic Shadow discovers on Laura’s phone.

That is literally the phrase I googled when I first starting seeing it pop up everywhere.

I hate this country and its people just a little more every single day.

Ah, yes. I saw this on my feed first thing this morning. I live is SE Alaska, so this dickbag is not my rep, but I guarantee if I lived up north, I’d make it my mission to harass him right out of office.