Yeah, I just had mine replaced in Jan. and the doc told me (again) to refrain from sex for a few days and to use a condom for about a week. I think this was a case of the patient ignoring the doctor’s warnings and whoops.

To cull the herd.

You can have cancer and still be a Nazi. It’s not an either-or situation. Also, she apologized to all the outraged, it’s only PC when it’s the liberals, little fascists. Fuck out of here with your bullshit.

Well, I might wear a clown shirt to a funeral, but that would depend entirely on who the decedent is.

Even seeing the other commenters differing perspectives, that line still makes me grit my teeth every time I hear it. You’re not alone.

Oh, go fuck yourself.

Matt Bevin, and every man like him, should be forcibly sterilized.

Yeah, Colin Firth can get it.

Right!?! I was all: FDR in a wheelchair does. not. compute.

Oof, I hate that so much. Whenever someone comes at me with that particular line of bullshit, I like to bust out the Teddy Roosevelt passage from his 1918 editorial:

It always throws me for a second when I see a shorn Freddy sans moustache.

He did hit Bieber in the face with a golf club once, but that was for the good of humanity.

Exceedingly.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Death Becomes Her. Yaaaasssss.

Aaaaannnnnnddd now, I need to watch Soapdish again. Is it on Netflix?

*raises hand

Seriously? I mean, I roll my eyes when I see ten or twelve year differences (Sean Connery/Harrison Ford come to mind), but nineteen seems completely plausible to me.

Beautiful. Stealing.

Do you read GoFugYourself? I love those ladies. Nobody gets a pass when they look terrible. Nobody. Even literal royalty.