Starred for the excellent, excellent gif work.

Oh, sweet summer child.

Begone, troll, before somebody drops a house on you.

Oh, Megyn. I think Hillary was plenty uncomfortable during her Mary J. Blige talk.

Right!?!

I see what you did there, and I like the cut of your jib.

Bobby, you could’ve filled this entire Dirt Bag nothing but photos of Kit Harrington in various states of undress, and I would’ve been fine with that.

Same. And same.

We’re not on your map, but, those of us in Alaska will escape your hell. :)

Damn you!!!!!!!!

YES.

I fucking love Haywire and think it’s completely underrated. Is Gina the best actress in the world? No, but she is fantastic with the physical and shows just how badass and dangerous women can really be.

So a damp, disgusting hairball soaked in stomach acid and twined with the decaying remnants of partially digested food-stuffs.

Bobby, I really feel like you buried the lede with that America Ferrera pig poop story.

Sweet Jesus, I wanted to toss the kids and the dad into the pool with the bears.

You got the “super bitchy” part right.

Thank you.

No argument. Just a request.

Oh, fuck off.