Hee!

Normally, I can let most of the stuff go, but this one had me staring at it for five minutes all “What did you do, Bobby? WHAT DID YOU DO?”

Sinked in? Seriously?

Will agree to disagree on this one. For non-violent drug offenses, it’s absolutely ridiculous. However, in cases of aggravated sexual assault, rape-homicide, homicide, and most cases of repeat armed robbery, it should absolutely be mandatory.

Oh, fuck off.

Boo. Kinja fucking hates me.

Yeeeeeeesssssssssss.

Counter-counter-argument: Kale is a garbage vegetable.

Hmmmm. Yoga? I think he was doing it wrong.

Original George Bush? Or George Bush Lite?

All the stars for “cockgerbil.”

You’re awesome, and have the right of it. If we ever go to the movies together I totally have your back.

Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssss! THIS. So much this. Ass slaps and high fives!

NOPE.

Whoa. There’s a “complete asshole” in this comment thread, but it’s not benjaminallover. Holy shit.

Not to take away anything from this man’s experience, but Deputy U.S. Marshal Raylan Givens can come for me any time. Day or night.

Bless all theses threads. I haven’t laughed so much in weeks.

Yes! Every woman should have a “fuck-off fund.”

As one who hails from Alaska, I can’t co-sign this enough. I would rather have on too many layers, than too few.

Yes! All the Working Girl love.