Family members showing signs of rabies must be immediately and humanely killed.

“You said buy you a pie, bitch, I bought you a pie. Bitch, I bought FIVE pies!”

I have not seen PoI, but Caviezel in The Count of Monte Cristo, yes. PLEASE. I simply ignore the facts of his life when watching because I'm never giving that movie up.

How do you feel about a quick trip up to Juneau. Pun intended.

And if we can’t be a state, then neither can Alaska.

Man.

Wordy McWord. It’s cub-petting and it’s disgusting. And you also can’t tell me that Khloe doesn’t know/remember when Beyoncé was called out about this very thing last year.

Kale.

Alaskans refuse to acknowledge that it's hilarious.

Hell, he doesn't even go over what he's going to do with her before. Communication like that is what makes kink fun. You find out if your kinks are compatible! If they are, wonderful, if not, you part as friends.

Hell, he doesn't even go over what he's going to do with her before. Communication like that is what makes kink fun. You find out if your kinks are compatible! If they are, wonderful, if not, you part as friends.

Hell, he doesn't even go over what he's going to do with her before. Communication like that is what makes kink fun. You find out if your kinks are compatible! If they are, wonderful, if not, you part as friends.

These almost cost me a mouthful of insanely delicious sav blanc - but would have been worth it, as I love and am stealing them all.

Co-signed.

How is Ian Somerhalder not at the top of this list? Seriously, the man is almost too good looking to be real.

No.

Sweet fucking Christ. If it's a bar, and you're under 21, GTFO.

Did you reply to the wrong person? Because, otherwise, what the actual fuck are you going on about?

A cunt.

Fondant? Yuck.