Hmmm.... I got Sweeney Todd.

This. I doubt very much that Colbert will try to sweep it under the rug. This whole shitstorm blew up last night/this morning and the show is not back on till Monday.

It's a schooner!

I'm not one for relationships, but GODS, do I want a Roarke of my very own. I imagine him in my head as a slightly taller version of Ian Somerhalder.

Hey! No bad mouthing Lieutenant Eve Dallas! She will cut a bitch.

Also fell for it. #Duped

What's the euphemistic doublespeak for "you're a dick"?

ALSO: I actually went back and finished reading the write-up. The hideousness of her sartorial choice, and the fact that she was paid to attend this thing on the arm of a creepy, one foot in the grave, entitled, elitist billionaire, does not excuse the fact that said billionaire sexually assualted her.

Right?!? It would take less time to just answer the question (and be less of a dick move) than to go out and find a stupid pic/gif and post a condecending response.

THIS.

Wordy McWord.

I'm with you on this.

Yes, that's it exactly. Because only Americans display embarrassing, childish, imperialistic traits/thoughts/attitudes.

You mean media coverage for Americans in... America?

Right!?! I love me some Channing, but, I seriously think he was trolling us.

Is that... Lou Diamond Phillips?

Love your username.