Ugh. Kinja is being stupid.

As a white people, there is no way on earth an open jar of mayo would sit in my fridge that long, without being consumed.

Utterly and completely.

I know, right?

Anything, I tell you! Anything! Except vaccinate them.

The author of this piece can't seriously support this unethical bullshit?

And.... you're an asshole.

Please stop referring to the DD folks as "rednecks". These fuckers are straight (no pun intended) up hillbilly.

Oh, if only.

People. I can't even...

Native American.

She's also one of the show's producers. It is literally one aspect of her job to make sure things come in on time and under/at budget.

Alex is there! But, you're right, we need more pics.

Wow. Sorry I clicked on this thread full of people being complete dicks. Yikes.

How did I not know about this calendar!?! HOW!?!?!?!?

As an Alaskan who lives in the state's capitol, I can tell you the majority of us have NEVER supported her dumb, crazy, vile ass.

Wordy McWord.

" And your constant attempts to turn every October into an extended production of Our Town makes me want to hang myself with a extension cord."

Ha! Thank you for this. One of my absolute favourites. I still say "cat fud" too. Now I feel like I need to waste a few hours looking up old Far Side.

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