The American Civil War.

Challenge accepted.

Or, you know, the ATM.

You're right. That IS a stupid question.

That IS a stupid question.

Captain Tightpants for all things!

"After all, tomorrow is another day!"

Stop.

Right!?!

"It's so nice when someone isn't afraid to look stupid by asking a question."

I live in Alaska.

Soooooooo...

Umm, no.

People!

Amen.

Let me guess - the sex education is Abstinence Only?

Seriously. HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS!?!?

Egad! What language is that? I'm pretty sure it's not English. Yikes.

Trooper? I do not think it means what you think it means.