Mr. Darcy!

For something that has yet to happen, or has happened within the last three months, sure.

I just...

This is assault. And if done to me would be the last act the person performed in their life.

Then it will be hysterical.

Hold up. Are you telling me I have to choose between throwing all my monies in a fire or sending my cat to college? That doesn't seem fair. This is America, dammit! I can do both!

You're not alone. I wanted to like "Bridesmaids" more than I actually did.

Sweet, sweet, sweet tribute. I may have teared up in my office, who's to say?

I don't know about Lindy, but as a woman who prefers both, I thank you for these gifs. I always go for Xena when I'm feeling especially ragey, due in large part to bullshit like this. People make me want to hurt people.

Good for you?

Heh.

"the patriarchy is best."

So...... basically they surveyed a bunch of lying liars who fucking lie? Get bent, Cornell.

I saw this earlier. Spot on, and the first thing I thought of when I read the title of this article.

Words escape me... *headdesk*

Because Ab Fab whenever possible:

"Start arming fetuses now!!"

"And tits."

Everyone has BRCA1 and BRCA2 genes. It's the mutation of those genes that put a person's risk of cancer at or above 50%.

Well, given that she was talking about HERSELF I think she probably has a pretty good handle on what kind of mother she would have been then. Fuck. People can't even have opinions about their OWN lives and decisions now without someone becoming offended. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. I'm so sick of this whiny bullshit I can…