Susan Sarandon is 70 years old and like a lot of senior citizens, I think she just refuses to admit she was wrong.

It’s funny she phrased her sexual orientation’s up for grabs, because so are our pussies now, courtesy partially of all the third party voters.

It hasn’t even been a month.

Reading is apparently for amateurs. The smart people fly by the seat of their stinky pants.

They can’t confirm this kind of thing but it doesn’t mean it’s not true. It could also be false. It could also be green eggs and ham. Am I sky? Are you blue? Is it universe?

The one faint, nearly-invisible glimmer of hope here is that intelligence agencies are apparently at least trying to keep things together so we can make it to a next administration. So there’s that.

I like the idea that it’s a bitter and vengeful Kellyanne Conway.

Oh, god, I was so mad at MSNBC for that. So many news stories to cover- the administration loses an NSA and Labor nom in a matter of days, constant Russia shit, even the Dems puttering along to electing a new DNC chair- and that idiot Chris Hayes is wasting time talking to a couple of idiots who have never governed…

Its amazing to watch a total collapse of your own government. Not only the endless scandal, conflicting stories and total distrust at top levels but the total refusal of some people to even acknowledge ANYTHING is wrong (Give him a chance!)

I don’t know how to feel about the fact that Trump probably has less of an idea of what’s going than I do, and I don’t have access to classified sources. But at least I can bloody well read.

The scandal is truly that the American people found out about it.

thank you

Impeachment proceedings, please.

At least we can all breathe a collective sigh of relief that Jason Shkreli Chaffetz has written a letter to the Investigator General to look into the source of leaks. Not the fact that the leaks represent absolutely horrific collision and perhaps blackmail, but the fact that there are leaks. I’ll sleep well tonight.

What, you don’t want to go swimming in 20 lbs of heavy costume jewelry, a jacket stolen from Kim Kardashian’s closet, and what appears to be a Pinterest macrame fail?

I kinda thought her career was on the down swing because people realize how unspecial she is as a model.

If that 3rd cover is an actual swimsuit, then the rotisserie chicken I bought earlier this week had the same one.

I won’t ever forgive her or Verlander for their classless little fits they threw over kneeling NFL athletes when that was a thing. I do not doubt for a minute that Kate acted the way they reporter her to have. Kate’s uncle is a long-time Republican Congressman up here in Michigan, and the family is from the Whirlpool…