True irony would be if MAGA hat factory man was one of the 1,000 or so whose job gets shipped out anyway.

Uncle Pence says Donny can’t have sharp things like tie pins.

If he wore his tie any longer it’d end at his kneecaps.

I started watching it and my husband walked by and said “why are you doing this to yourself? You’re going to have a rage stroke before he’s even inaugurated” I replied that I felt that I had to watch as some kind of penitence for not working hard enough here in Florida to help to defeat him (not really, but I’m afraid…

Look, Detroit has black people in it. That’s racist against white people to help any black people even by accident. That money should have rightfully gone to subsidized Tim McGraw concerts for the truly needy.

When Obama signed the auto bailout Republicans treated it like a Communist revolution.

“I’m putting all my energy into Xmas”

He was so happy. His posture and his strutting around the stage just oozed “Damn I have missed this....” I honestly don’t think I’ll watch anything with him (State of the Union maybe but maybe not) from here on out. My tiny dot wont affect ratings but maybe other people will decide it’s just more fun to watch Netflix…

Hmm. Strange he’s having rallies even though he’s been elected. Who does that shit?

Wasn’t there someone during the campaigns yelling loudly about how you should never let your opponent know what you’re doing?

He also proved what a shit negotiator and businessman he really is by announcing on Twitter a week prior that he was going to try to keep Carrier in Indiana, thus giving them all sorts of leverage.

Solidarity hugs. I don’t know why I’m reading this nightmare fuel right before I go to bed...but the answer pretty much is, this already feels like a waking nightmare so what difference does it make.

In a word - violence.

So I was supposed to go to the Rifftrax Holiday broadcast today. But the theater I always go to was, with no explanation, not showing it. So I took the day off work and was denied even the tiniest scrap of comfort or joy, in a personal teeth kick from 2016.

This is the season where we jumped the shark isn’t it.

Can they bring in Heather Locklear or Rob Lowe? #seasonsavers

He’s promising his fans the sun, the moon, the stars, free and instantly:

This Carrier business is ridiculous. Could you imagine if Obama tried something like that. Also, are free-market loving Republicans really ok with the soon to be highest ranking government official telling a private company what to do?

God, this season of America is such shit.

This is all he wants: the applause and the accolades. None of the actual work. That’s what Pence is for, isn’t it. God help us all.