Jeep? Should have bought an Escape.

Conned? Hills is a crook. Voting in Trump is a huge middle finger to all politicians and shows that America, well 49% or whatever, is fed up with the bull shit.

Is Jalopnik TV still a thing, or did Hulkster ruin that, too? You really need to subject yourself to a spoof of "Hoarders" featuring Raph and Mike doing an intervention. OK, maybe Matt and Mike. Raph would break character and stop feigning concern for your "problem."

an average speed of 230.760 mph

I’d trust North Korean baby formula before I'd trust CF wheels from GM.

It's like he's teaching a master class on how to be a total douchebag.

That video needs to be sped up and the Benny Hill music added in.

As someone who despises the Gumball, I have but one thing to say to Mr Harris

After I hit the lottery, I’m going to paint one with chalkboard paint from Home Depot and then design what ever the fuck I want on it whenever the hell I want it...

#COTD

Are you sure you didn’t find this info here?

It’s the GMO’d chemtrails messing with everyones gluten free mind! Wake up!

So, the more you trust your government, the less statistically likely you are to die in a car crash.

AIRBAGS ARE A SOCIALIST PLOT

Hate-clicks are pretty much the entire Gawker business model at this point.

I look forward to the new two wheels bad themed lane splitter. Should be a real fuckin hoot.

Complain about a dated design and then talk about preferring a 911? At least the dated design was nice initially

But then it would start late and he would kick drivers out for complaining about it. :p

Such a kickass way to go though if that’s how it went down. That’s what I’d want.