Did you see the giant brown stain on Alonso’s butt???

Well we sure figured out how to post videos in a hurry. The race is still on and this is old news!

Please accept the deepest of apologies from this confused old man for misnaming your precious! No wonder all I could find were elephants when I looked on eBay for a Puffalump (I looked for a Huffalump, jeez) I was pretty sure your buddy is a bunny and that trunk did not compute, so my package shelf is still fully…

Ya got me!

Got Stef on the phone again:

She called me back: “And Gawker was the only rag that would tolerate my Huffalump, so there’s that.”

Jalopnik’s Stef Schrader today tried to single-handedly save the Gawker empire, almost by herself. She posted five blog entries before noon, on the West Coast. I got Stef on the phone: “Well, everybody else is in deep depression and since I’m apparently the only stable person on the staff today, I took it upon myself…

He’s so good work will him.

Gawker is publishing “old” stories from their blogs, I guess there’s just no interesting news today.

Too fucking long, read every word anyway.

Denton’s Magic Moment: “If we ignore it, it will go away.”

Newcomb’s Ranch up on the Crest is a great place to watch and meet up. Post here if you do.

Oh, it’s you again.

I give Sean a lot of shit but that’s because I like him. his writing is very good, his attitude is better. If Jalopnik gets crushed by Bollea, Sean will have motorcycle media companies calling him, he won’t have to look for work, it’ll find him.

Well, they had permits and cops, it’s a lot different.

I finally thought of how to respond to your crash.

It’s Mrs. Clem’s diaphragm.

The current one.