I wonder where you get a Torx bit big enough for those wheels?

Dude’s pants are up to his armpits.

I bought a Maytag refrigerator, according to the sticker on the back, it’s made by Whirlpool.

Roar Strand sounds like the lead part in Tom Cruise’s next NASCAR movie.

I love my Hyundai, best car I’ve ever owned and I did my time in German cars.

That shadow is from the Looming Trump Presidency.

Do you need an analog tv?

TL; REWA (read every word anyway) That was awesome!

That’s a great idea! A few years ago I downloaded 8-bit Road Rash and it didn’t play on my 64-bit computer! Derp. Think I’ll check ebay for a Genesis player.

Brits are the pissiest fuckers on Earth.

Prolly came from Elon himself, “I am a bad ass guerrilla marketer!”

I am awarding you the Driver Honorary Doctorate Degree.

I was on a tour of the Palmdale Boeing plant to see the Columbia shuttle being refurbished. Most the people that work on those planes and spacecraft are high school grads, I was surprised to find.

Me too, I have a couple friends there and they don’t like to go home at night.

Those sexy pop-up headlight gaps give me wood.

I’m looking forward to her single, “I fucked everyone backstage and if you don’t like it I’ll fuck you too.”

I heard it was Nutrias.

I tore that shit racing and my cheap-ass insurance wouldn’t cover surgery.