I think the Caddies are getting a little dated with all that origami shit. And there’s something about the perfectly vertical LED’s that bothers me. First time I saw a new Escalade on the freeway at night, I thought it was a Tie Fighter.

In your photo there you look like Jeb!

My bad if you’re old enough to remember him! Most the people on Jalopnik are starving students.

I love Whippets, I was actually a close personal friend of Ashley Whippet whom you know nothing about because he died before you were born.

Me too. In Germany if you cruise the left lane the Police will pull you over and charge your CC for the offense, right there. The ticket you get is an opportunity to register for court and try to get your money back and good luck with that.

Maybe along with stupid he’s honest? I know that’s something most twenty-somethings couldn’t care less about., honesty.

I’m mostly fuckin around here, I have a Ducati tool roll under my seat, I couldn’t tell you what’s in it. Not much, for sure. If I rode a Harley, or rode off-road, or in foreign lands, or anywhere that the only way to get my bike repaired is by myself, Hell yeah, big-ass tool roll! I’m a city slicker riding in the…

Oh, wait of it, I just realized I don’t need a stinking, heavy toolkit because I don’t ride Hogs.

You could toss a few pounds of lead in there make it a real nuisance.

Do they provide 100 mile tows? Also, I use AAA to deal with titles, registrations and shit. I’d rather get Whooping Cough than go to the DMV.

I’ve had the premium card for about 15 years.

My tool roll consists of 1 (one) AAA card.

Naw, it’s easy, dimwit.

At a million dollars, that’s a crack pipe.

That reminds me, my apologies to the memory of the great Joe Louis.

If Bill Clinton hadn’t given all our tech to China, this would be moot.

Nobel Peace Prize winner and a person known for saying, “I’m pretty good at killing people.” Barry Obama hasn’t served a day. What’s your point?

That would be a mistake.

Those two hags won’t be missed.

Meth.