I would call it The Brown Bomber because they are only used to murder brown people.

If it weren’t for Jalopnik. I wouldn’t know Faraday Future from Super Replicas. Hmmmm....

I miss that show.

Danica has to carry the clock because they wouldn’t let her run her Can-Am.

No. What it is, is, billionaires working hard to become trillionaires.

Obvious coincidence is obvious.

They asked me, “If your brain gets all fucked-up from concussions, will you sue the NFL?”

It’s standard on Time Warner here in Cali.

They don’t slide much anymore with the advanced traction controls. I wish they’d go back to 500 smokers with no electronics, at all.

Dear Sean, today is tomorrow in Oz. That being the case, it’s Saturday there, now and the race is in about six hours.

Kinda looks like the passenger got a horn up the butt.

Meth.

Here’s another thought: If this plane’s only use is as a first strike tool, might not be a good idea to advertise the fact that it’s even being considered.

If you’re going to be smashed to jelly between a big rig and a bus, this is the car to do it in!

And that we will never afford?

That’s a lot of duct work for an electric car.

By the time a sub-sonic plane gets to it’s drop target the thermonuclear war will be over. Waste of money.

Bluetooth and Back-up Cam?

Those cars only make 300 HP? Wow. My naturally aspirated 3.8 V6 makes more, how about that? Does this mean I need extra insurance for my kid after I die?

Justice is for sale...