The problem with dead people is they can’t be killed.

Well, what did he expect with the steering wheel on the wrong side?

I’d rather be a nobody than a type-cast asshole like this poor guy.

Are you the guy who told me a couple weeks ago right here that you never crash? Glad you’re OK!

Herr Bernhard Derpenfloggen CEO

“We are so bummed, we are equipped for 5-way harnesses and they give us these shitty lap belts! Wah!”

I can’t wait for my car to have a button, that when pushed, turns my car into an amusement park ride.

Interesting blog. I used to be a magazine freak, now I’m an internet freak. I do miss the litho’ rosette patterns, though.

Meh.

Good for him. Piling-on people in distress is fucked up, Gawker.

It’s a giant tax write-off.

I can’t even...

I wonder how many of the cars featured on Jalopnik are affordable to the people that read these reviews? My guess is 10%. Most the readers are college kids and they can’t even afford a two year-old Miata.

That was awesome! Are those 125's? Sure are skinny tires.

The box defines their styling strategy; acres of bland nothingness wrapped around a shitbox.

I was reading this article and I nodded-off at my desk. Suddenly I was dreaming and it was horrible! This Kesha rapist-guy was being held down by large men, in an unlit alley whist they took turns gleefully raping his tiny little asshole. I bet you could hear this guy screaming on the Moon. Of course it would be…

1100 CC would be what it takes for me to want one. That might just do it.

I sold this before I got rich off the internet. If I still had it I’d drop 500 HP in it and keep it stock looking. The guy I sold it to won’t sell it back. The one in the video is very cool.

Unpronounceable words like “Huayra” should be banned from the language.

Jesus Christ! That fucking voice! Auuuuugggghhhh!!!