Someone should get an import license for those babies and get rich.

Wow, I really said that. Maybe they should take me away.

1. Ferrari

Sheene was a party animal. His antics are legion. Somebody probably wrote a book...Barry: The Story of Motorcycling Legend Barry Sheene

I can think of a dozen better ways to spend 5 million dollars, but, whatev.

Could this have been any easier?

I had to Google that, Tardis, I thought it was phone booth! Derp!

Yeah but it’s like Dr. No’s phone booth, it’s bigger on the inside.

I have the attention span of a gnat and I watched that entire video. I can’t even....

Splooge burns.

Unusual appeal, to be polite.

Michael Bay makes me wish we still made B & W films.

Alright, finally a Hollywood movie for us intellectuals.

Since this blog appeals to car thieves maybe you should include some legal advice.

Not only that, he laughed and joked all through the interview.

I live in So Cal and we have these stupid chases weekly. Never have I seen the Perp interviewed after the chase. Here in LA, the Cops sit on the guy until he’s either all tied-up or dead, then they throw him into a wagon and haul him to jail while a couple Cops beat the shit out of him in the back of the van. How in…

I actually remember the first time I heard the words, “pussy fart” and I laughed so hard I peed. I peed!

I thought it was cool until I noticed the cigarette ashes on the console.