I haven’t wanted to own a Volkswagon until about three minutes ago. Holy shit, that thing is precious.

You: Wah! No snow!

Maybe they plan to have two units filming simultaneously, like they did on Mythbusters. That would explain all the talent.

She’s going from Racing Personality to TV Star and I can’t imagine a more deserving person. That’s a pretty big leap.

I like the way the eyes are made into sixes, I wonder where the third one is? Maybe it’s little rubber butthole?

Really nice! Maybe some wider tires, but I can’t think of anything else to bitch about, great looking design. Golf carts have come a Hell of a long way.

German Conservatism at it’s pinnacle: The same fucking car for fifty years.

Fuck him, what an asshole. Worst actor ever. All ego, zero talent.

Building Seven motherfucker. We see you.

Smooove.

In use their TV show as a sleep aid.

ouch.

I’d have been more impressed if he’d turned a mailbox into a Ferrari.

I’d settle for one of these:

I personally believe some really good blotter acid would enhance the experience.

If it’s faster than shit it’s really cheap.

You baby killers are so fussy.

My Ex had a Saab Sonnett lll, it looked like this;