Commenters are doing EVERYTHING they can to blame the dealer or the driver or someone other than Tesla. Sure, let’s be sure of the facts and not make assumptions, but cool it on Tesla and Musk people. They’re still a corporation and exist to make money (and they’ve been pretty unprofitable until very recently). They…

If anything, they drive me away from Netflix. I know I don’t want them to play so I just hit the home button on my Roku to avoid the noise. Then whenever I come back I’m just as likely to click on any other streaming service.

The original, especially in the Midgar section, was almost completely linear, so be careful with your expectations. Even later, once the game opened up, it took a while for it to REALLY open up and even then the story was mostly linear--you could just go fart around racing chocobos if you wanted.

It’s sad because, from the couple hours of the first one I played before I got kinda bored, I enjoyed the story. The whole Disney villains teaming up with the Heartless to conquer the multiverse or whatever was fun.

Honestly, backwards compatibility on consoles primed me well for this—thanks GBA and PS2! I’d need to have the game cartridge or disc to keep playing it on my new console, and even as backwards compatibility disappeared from most consoles for a while I never quite gave up hope. My current rule for my Switch and PS4 is…

“Good” seems like a bit of a stretch. At least there are fewer maguffins, I guess? Trevorrow still would have been behind the camera, and I’ll generally take stupid sith daggers over letting Trevorrow anywhere near Star Wars.

This quote is quite literally my situation: “But for now, the cheap 4K TV you bought three years ago is just about as good as the newest ones coming to market.”

This looks really, really fun.

Annie Murphy seems to finally be getting her due—amongst my small circle at least--but she’s long been underrated just by not being a Levy or Catherine O’Hara and it’s an absolute crime. Maybe b/c the character can seem one-note on first viewing, but she’s by far the best “’dumb’ party girl” character ever put on…

Glad he came out of that weird fever about messing with his past films, but I wish George Lucas had done/could do the same. Maclunky!

Considering the slaves-to-whites ratio and all the work the slaves put into building, running, etc. each plantation ... how could any plantation tour not spend 90% of its time talking about slaves? Like, they did literally everything for the house and the grounds, so what the fuck else do you talk about??

It’s odd to say for a non-furry character, but I feel like it needs to be soft and cuddly. That just looks rubbery and unpleasant.

Funny, what stands out is how much I remember being an adolescent gamer at that time. During the late 90s/early 00s a lot of gamers I knew simply refused to like anything that wasn’t super “mature”—which really meant violent and/or sexy—because games and gamers were going through this snotty adolescent phase. A lot of…

Man, remember when Subway was good? NO YOU DON’T IT WAS ALWAYS THIS BAD!

There’s not really much to argue here since by all accounts the movie was decent, we just don’t give a shit about Terminator anymore. What I do know is Cameron is a notorious prick and tyrant, so no one should be surprised, and yet you should probably listen to him.

I’m not sure anyone can lay claim to being the original “four guys sitting in a row.” As much as Coldplay have lifted from U2 over their lifetime, this ain’t it.

Having been yelled at by an event attendee last weekend (I manage events) over meaningless dress code terms, I support this. Apparently “cocktail attire” means completely different things in NYC vs. the Midwest and I should know this.

My knowledge of her is sadly mostly just 30 Rock, but by god did she just own every second she was on-screen. It didn’t matter who else was on screen or what was happening—you were looking at her. Even in her last appearance, when her character dies (and you can tell Stritch is likely nearing the end of her own life),…

EVERYONE COME LOOK, THIS GUY DOESN’T LIKE VAMPIRE WEEKEND

I feel like cherry is actually more accurate than a lot of artificial flavors, but then none of them really taste like what they’re supposed to.