Pedantic hawttaek:

but because he thought it would be a good idea to trade punches with a guy that’s 6'3" and 235lbs.

Am I naive to think that...gasp...multiple teams might be....second gasp....competitive this year?!

This just reaffirms my belief that targa makes everything better.

Hope this guy rots in eternal hell.

Maybe I’m thinking this wrong, but I would be pitying the child and laughing fervently in the face of the asshole parents who decided that was an acceptable name. Is her middle name FGHIJK (pronounced “feek”)? Probably is. Idiot parents.

If I were to DVR...I don’t know...the Super Bowl, I sure as shit wouldn’t go to Deadspin an hour after the game thinking there wouldn’t be a recap. Good god...

I think it’s curious that when going against a non-Mercedes car (that happened to be ahead of a Merc), Ocon thought to fight for his place extra hard. But later in the race when facing the same situation with Hamilton, Ocon moved wayyyyyyy out of the way.

But to be fair, plenty of people don’t get NBC Sports even here in America.

Yes. Celebrations are good and should be celebrated. Give me more.

LOL there are plenty of cars out of my price range that floor me. This isn’t one of them. Exceptional effort.

Every time I see this car from the side I’m just underwhelmed. It seems odd to me. Like the roofline ends too abruptly at the back. Maybe I’ll be blown away by it in retail finish, but I’m just not a fan right now.

When I was a kid, I grew up living on a cul-de-sac. The island had little pebbles and I had this weird obsession with throwing the pebbles in the air and looking where they landed.
One day, I was in a field at some local festival and decided to indulge my obsession. So I took a few stones, tossed them in the air, and…

25-52 male San Diegan here. I recently had to suffer through about 2 months of actual radio when my Sirius-equipped car took a shit. I furiously scanned the dial for something worthwhile in the morning for my commute and found that Shelley and Chainsaw’s 8:30 sports report was the best thing on. Hell...I listened to…

False. The Gulls are actually worth a shit!

I wish to subscribe to your dreamletter.

As the sweep took place the WWE employee was accidentally bit by the canine.

odometer reading that includes every known numeral, arranged sequentially.

Sigh. Another popularity contest. If Holtby hadn’t come in and played lights out from game 3 in the first series on, the Caps would have been golfing a long time ago. Whatever.

I saw one on the road yesterday. Did I catch a pre-prod model? I got all giddy inside. It looks soooooo nice.