By all accounts, and I know guys who have played with him, he’s a scrawny hack on the ice. He’s probably lucky he didn’t start shit. The rink is the one place you can get into shit without severe repercussions.

Not exactly sure what you mean by this but ok whatever floats your boat I guess.

I shutter at the thought of commuting through LA every day. Not a chance. San Diego.

Nope. San Diego.

As someone who recently moved to SoCal from an area where we have this thing called ‘winter,’ the roads, even after a rain, are not even close to ice. SoCal drivers just have no clue how to handle even the most mundane adverse conditions.

My other top winter car tip:

My top winter car tip:

You must be a hit at parties, then. Lighten up a little.

I guess I’m not sure what you were expecting, then. I anticipated nothing more than the same 3 buffoons we all came to know and love doing things that they know and love involving cars. 

Alsonolololololol.

I’m pretty sure everyone knows that Max is now the only one that can hold a candle to Lewis. Would love to see them on a level playing field.

I just don’t get it. I’m a millenial, but I can still see this show for what it is without being overly critical.

Oh. And I’m also convinced that no celebrity will ever actually get on CBC, but I’m now intrigued as to how they’re going to kill/prevent from coming on all the future celebrities. I look at that as nothing more than a running gag.

Why do I get the feeling that every time I read a GT article on Jalopnik now, I’m reading wannabe movie critics try to talk above their paygrade? To me, TG was never about grandiose missions or purpose or whatever. To me, TG was always about life with cars. Sometimes it was beauty. Sometimes it was, yes, purpose, but…

Ah ok. I didn’t realize this was an old clip. Thanks.

So wait...is there a new season of TG out? Or is this just a special one-off short?

(a) I’m definitely in the minority in that I’ve liked both episodes so far. There are, however, aspects that need to go or change, such as...

I have not, and you’re absolutely right. I’m not a consistent commenter, though, so my chances of that are slim. Gotta take the victories I can when I get them.

Holy crap, I made a Jalopnik article! My life is complete.

@thegrandtour Will it roll out to each of UK, US, Germany, Japan at 00:01 GMT? Or will it be 00:01 local time for each country?