Oh, you didn’t know that in addition to being a creep with gossamer-thin skin, Bauer is also fervently “pro-life”?

Gregg was blindsided by the news.

In all seriousness, who’s going to be balllsy enough in the press corps to ask Bellichek if Malcolm Butler would’ve been the difference-maker on that final play?

Adherence to a strict personal code still compels him to grumble “nice”.

“! Period!” is a pretty damn confusing string of text.

An escalator can never break. It can only become a toilet.

That third Lions player took Mack to the ground, there’s some hope still.

And here I had always thought Louis CK didn’t see color, just people he hadn’t jerked off of in front of yet.

That is what you think happened? 

My father (US Navy, Vietnam) doesn’t internet, but he would like to extend to you the opportunity to unfuck yourself.

You can repeat yourself as often as you like, and you’ll still be wrong.

Thank god we have you here to defend CK again and ignore when he also blackballed female comedians from getting jobs. Thank you. 

Mayfield looks amazing. I give it 3 weeks before the Browns fuck it up.

Cheers to Lauren and Laura for 1. calling this asshole out and 2. being able to publicly laugh it off.

“It’s not my job to do that!” may have worked at Penn State, but this is the NFL, Bill.

What is the point of first-rounders if not to find someone as good as Mack. The only way this makes sense is if both first-rounders wind up being that good, and that simply will not happen.

Well starting fresh in Vegas does have a history of working!  

Out of abundance of caution, I think we need to put a moratorium on travel lifestyle vlogging, until we can figure out what’s going on.

Cause of Death: Bonks

technically its an incel phone