Sure a terrible officiating team gets disbanded after one season, but we just let the Cleveland Browns keep on being a thing.

Help! I’ve Fallon and I can’t get up!

Double whopper bonus: if she hot-wires your car and drives away with it. You go to her apartment to talk to her parents about it but there’s just an old Romanian couple with 10 cats living there who don’t speak any English or know of any “Jessica”. Then she’s a keeper. But she’s probably gone for good.

Good to know the Catholic Church's PR firm continues to get work.

HEY EVERYBODY...I FOUND THE STUPIDEST PERSON POSTING TODAY!!!

Let’s compromise and erect a statue of Sandusky molesting a boy while Paterno watches.

Nonsensical Kinja.

Wow, it’s bad enough that Mexico causes herpes.

republicans in 2002: EXPORT DEMOCRACY EVERYWHERE

You should have just stopped after the first 6 words, that was going to be my post.

He seems pretty pissed about a completely accurate report of his current situation.

Most Depressing Video Ever

I got to play with Pearl in the summer of 86, right after he got drafted by the Nets. My father was a coach who had a camp at Pace University in Manhattan. He had coached against Pearl in HS and coached him in AAU ball. I played hockey, but since I was living with my dad that summer I ended up going to his hoops camp…

When told he was going back to Cali, Moody responded, “I don’t think so.”

I have two hands

Curry is an incredible passer. If he wanted to be Chris Paul for a game, he could, but beyond Draymond Green he doesn’t have the bigs to get away with that.

There is a reason slip on shoes are so popular in the business world.

The funny part is that the worker DID recognize McConnell and that there isn’t normally a cover charge.