“I got an idea - give Robert Horry an opening to take a devastating shot.”

Classic Robert Horry. Demoralizing people in the last 5 seconds of things he’s only moderately good at.

Just build a giant net over the country and make the mosquitoes pay for it. Problem solved.

“My belt holds up my pants. My pants have belt loops that hold up the belt. What the fuck’s really going on down there? Who is the real hero?”
- Mitch Hedberg

Guy can’t even draft a letter.

Seriously this is what you get when you hire someone who not only listens to TED talks but takes them seriously.

Point of information: Hinkie himself is a big fan of repeating things he heard someone say.

The horrible irony is that a Trans person is more likely to face more dangers going into a public bathroom (any of them) then pedophiles or rapists.

“12 and a half pages? How long did that take, like three years?”

As someone else already pointed out, they think men are gonna go in the bathroom and rape women. Which, if a law against rape doesn’t deter them, why would a statute about what bathroom they can use?

“Heeeyyy baby, do those legs go all the way up?” “No.”

This sentence makes my brain hurt.

Counterpoint: Which one is farting?

I think we understand a little of how math works. For example: The Royals won 80% of the time when they played the Mets in last year’s World Series.

Just a regular idiot then? I love how you use the WS as a large enough sample to determine luck and then tell someone that their “15 game sample” (not sure where you pulled that number, btw) isn’t big enough and then site 2 SD’s off of an even smaller sample to tell someone that they don’t understand math or baseball.

So. Much. Salt.

They’re 19 year old kids who witnessed a ferocious dunk in probably the biggest game they’ve ever played. Why do you care?

Here’s a tip from a dog lover for people who don’t own dogs. There were some basic mistakes by the players in this video. The dog is scared. If you are seen as a threat, the dog will not come. Don’t jog up to it and expect it not to cower when you clumsily grasp at it. Just wait for it to approach you while your hand…