When beating Duke, celebration krzyld be kept to a minimum.

I barely get to the movies as is. The fact that they’re expensive, and require a babysitter, and have 20 pre-show ads that elicit audible sighs from the audience

this deal guarantees Okung good money as long as he’s healthy and playing

Well, why else would the kid on the bench be wearing that “Always Dripping” shirt?

12. Getting hit by a carbomb.

Austin. Shitty. Limits.

My grandpa does the same thing, but he calls them "coloreds."

Nah, you’re right, it’s her fault she was told this guy was her contact, and he acted completely unprofessionally towards her and then retaliated against her when she rebuffed his advances. I’m glad all you MRA bros found the REAL culprit in this story. Good work, Hardly Boy.

Holy shit you’re a moron. She isn’t “shutting him down,” in that she’s not saying “Stop being a creepy fucking asshole, asshole,” because insulting a source isn’t a very good way to keep a source, even if he deserves it. But it is obvious she’s not willing to go back to his apartment to get fucking gang banged since ev…

Jeez, it’s almost like you didn’t read the article. This was her source that she cultivated. She tried to cultivate other sources, but it was untenable. Her source harassed her for months. She put up with it because she had a job to do.

Vintage Shareef Abdur-Rahim

I think this rant actually qualifies as three delegates for Donald Trump.

Look at this fucking guy. He’s got glass jars and beakers and shit. He knew what he was talking about.

I take the elevator if I have to fart because I am a bad person.

Whatever. I beat porn at least three times a day and I feel fine.

This actually shows MLS is doing well. Because if they were in dire straits, they would have traded money for nothing.

I'm not sure I know what he's saying.