VW could give Pharmaceutical naming a run for its money. 

Obligatory:

Yes, it’s now a chunky station wagon world--we just exist in it.

Drinking a gallon of Absinthe may explain why he mistook that hideous Opel for a Porsche 928.

Final signoff test driver for Lamborghini

Driving Bigfoot, hands down 

Unless you have a few pounds of C4 and an empty field.

*tannerite*

The Jeep Tetanus ©

It’s obviously the human couple just had a nice day with the dog couple at the dog couple’s house.

He didn’t say they had to be your kidneys.

You really don’t need two kidneys.

rubbin's racin'

I thought this was a photoshop of their current grille on an older car

Don Quixote de Lamando?

If I could only have a Golf again
I would, my friend Lamando.

That mother fucker.

Well it’s clear they weren’t wearing seatbelts.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a full throated defense of Musk on Jalopnik. Lots of people fantasizing about imaginary Musk worshipers though.

Fancy Kristen would scoff at this, if want to go on a $600M yacht build your own $600M yacht, then you don’t have to mingle with the nasty unwashed riff raff that can only afford an $11M berth.