“How’s your wife and my kids” could really apply here...

The late model V8 was one of the most fun beach cars I ever drove.  It didn’t matter what it looked like from the driver seat rolling down PCH and bombing through Malibu Canyon. 

If only she’d stuck with putting family-friendly, inoffensive things on her car, like Confederate flags or “Blue Lives Matter” stickers...

They don’t specify which god, so I’d get a Pastafarian sticker to put next to it. #TouchedByHisNoodlyAppendage.

Honestly I would be more offended with “In God We Trust” on my license plate. I would get some black tape and cover up that crap. 

Any 80s Dodge Shadow. K-car based, loud engine that didn’t really propel the vehicle forward and parts fell off weekly. I only know this because every girl I dated in the late 80s early 90s drove one of these. I actually think every girl without exception in the late 80s early 90s drove one of these. For the 2nd car…

Stupid action movies with minimal comedic elements and story do very well in the Chinese market (very easy to translate). I'm sure that's a big part of why these movies keep getting made.

and another reminder that Everything Trump Touches Dies

Ugh - just seeing that smug, orange, exceptionally punchable, face on my computer screen is giving me a disquieting sense of nausea and disgust. Sort of like when you vomit, and the mere taste of the residual bile in your mouth makes you run for the toilet again.  Stomach heaving and churning.  

“DAVE’s NOT HERE, MAN!”

“His name is RALPH!”

Mixing weed and booze? Do you want the spins? Cause that’s how you get the spins 

Or the car person on that show has a thing for Broncos and found the perfect way to end up with buying it off the production company for cheap afterwards.  ;)

My mom’s ML500 is at 175k and doing great.

“Drank gas like Andre the Giant drank beer”.

As long as it ate gas like Andre and didn’t produce it like him. Would have been to hard to get pass emissions checks.

I left a facility that was falling apart for a newly built surgical rehab. It’s glorious. Slate-walled fireplace in the lobby, everything new, it’s great. The old facility is shedding staff like crazy. Manager is pulling 16 hour days.

Bronco Brontosaurus please.