Hell, if Sony made a full race car interior, including 360° screens for simulation games, I would buy that.

At least the Beetle is attractive, imagine someone bulletproofing a Yugo.

Neutral:

I said this before, but you can smuggle a few kilos in the 4 series grill.

I would, as a parting gift, stick it up trumps ass. But honestly, you’ll need more than 550,000 chargers. At minimum 1 million. 

“She got hit by a truck........"

I think the upcoming Celestiq would be awesome with a Blackwing or a 700 hp V12. But I can wish in one hand and shit in another......

The closest to a sappy song I love is "I'm Gonna Be Your God" by Slayer. Which is a cover of The Stooges "I Wanna Be Your Dog".

Son of Edsel Ford didn't have a good ring to it.

It was fun while it lasted, like whatever happened to DeTamaso and their new car? I haven't heard a whisper. Maybe some desperate company will buy Spyker.

Well yeah, I roll my windows down in -30° weather all the time. Not only does it kill germs, it will freeze anything and shrink everything. It also makes passengers quiet.

The mid 90s Cadillac Seville STS, that vehicle made sure that Cadillac is dead to me. Long gone were the land yachts of the 60s and 70s. One could argue that it was the Cimarron that started the decline though.

No whale penis leather, no buy.

Neutral: I am going to try to 100% live up to this song tomorrow:

3nd Gear: C‘mon Renault bring the Alpine here to the States. I will sell you my pickled liver.

The Chrysler K cars. Craptastic to the core, but it helped Chrysler when they needed it.

I swear I have seen something similar in a porno...

YOU HAVE TO USE ALL CAPS BROTHER!!!!!!!! BUT I AGREE WITH YOU 100% SO MUCH SO, I AM HAVING A GODDAMN CORONARY AND MY TEMPLE VEIN IS PULSATING......There I feel better....time for me to go back to work.