Ok. I admit they look good in a picture, I would like to see them up close. I hope the Caddy can hold 6, 400 pound mobst.(people).

No contract? Haas will sign him up.

Carl Orff's lesser known work "O Fortuner" was inspiration.

Teslantis

Neutral: Tesla is like a shit piñata. It looks all nice and cool on the outside, but with enough force from a hit, it will explode and rain shit on anyone and everyone associated with them. Will it happen? Probably not, at least near term.

Though it looks Pontiac-ish, I love this vintage logo:

Mazda, I think this one from about 1960 to the 70s was the best.

I walked aimlessly for 5 hours with my buddy in Cairo. Yeah we were drunk, but we were aimless. Woke up in a hotel that Americans are disliked by the locals, but they loved us. Our weekend taxi driver, Ishmael (miss ya dude) shit his pants and got us out of there and took us to the Dead City part of Cairo, we weren’t…

A Yugo is a Rolls Royce compared to the Nano.

Now I have to a Dick Seaman hat to go along with my Dick Trickle hat.

I wonder if the original owners had more money than sense, or they were equally short on both counts.

I would build a 2 mile long building and make it the world's largest non-kill animal shelter on the planet.

Nepotism at it’s finest right there. She should’ve been canned along time ago.

Neutral: I took the vaccine Wednesday, so far, so goo......

Besides the Mustang, GT40 and Cobra, Thunderbirds and Galaxies are my favorite Fords. And I love this Underbird.

1st Gear: What utterly lame, copy/paste safe words to use.

So......how about them Mets? Oh, cars.......

“Introducing the 2025 Mazda Dorito-Spicy Nacho Edition.”

This is awesome!! Make a Surfin' Safari next....