The Superdy-Duperty-Hummer!

A low mileage Yugo. J/K, A low mileage S30 or a low mileage Z31, Z32 or a low mileage 944 Turbo.

Supertruck for the super-techsavvy-superdouchebro. Instead of rolling coal you'll be rolling ohms. 

The douchebro ancestor, or the douche is in the back seat making the driver drive this thing.

Most of the future owners already hit 330 mph in their brains with a kilo of coke coursing through the body.

I am currently salivating for the next Z. And I will get it equipped with a manual.

She has her husband's head in the box.

If they do reinstate him, make sure he drives a pink car with sponsors for dildos and butt plugs.

I bet every single one of those vehicles has a dead Uber Level 5 autonomous test driver in the back underneath the carpet.

I classified the Escalade as a EUV. Egocentric Utility Vehicle. Because you use your pathetic ego instead of everything else you can use the truck for. Hell the commercials are proof that it’s all about your shitty crew and your ego.

It is a 1995 Yugo Limousine concept.

Vegan? Is that some millennial euphemism for vinyl interior? And I only want a meat-based interior. Bacon wrapped steering wheel and a nice veal covered seats.

I haven't tried Maynards wine, but I heard they're good.

Fancy tool

I was thinking a 1,000 hp Justy would create havoc. 

I forgot about Peart. He would have loved a red barchetta. 2020 took too many good ones.

I’d like to nominate Timothy Leary, Eddie Van Halen, Freddie Mercury, Jimi Hendrix...oh wait, do they have to be alive? If so, the guy who sells me the good kush.

1st Gear: China can keep Buick and Cadillac.

I agree with you 100%!

No pictures of the "back seat rthym"?