I will leave this, Keith fucking Richards is still alive, did he inhale embalming fluid like it was cocaine and no big deal?

I WAS just getting over this gutted loss, but AC/DC has a new album coming out next month so there is light at the end of the tunnel or is that a freight train...

Your loss of control at Taco Hell had me screaming TORA! TORA! TORA, because that's what taco bell uses. Then everybody wants some! 

Well, I played Women and Children First on repeat all day.

Well shit........

The only time I really felt this way was in 1980, and I saw my dad break down over Lennon's assassination.

Neutral: I am still in bed, curled up in a little ball and still crying like a Justin Bieber fangirl/boy over the death of EVH.

“This is not where the main thrust should go”...

Well, there goes my dream plans, might look into private islands now.

The Lexus is incomplete without Grey Poupon.

2nd Gear: Great news for rental agencies. I guess.

Those JC Whitney hubcaps......

I wonder if they asked Torch to test this thing out....

Or like in some countries where they show black lungs on cigarettes packs, they should show a airbag-blasted face on the airbags recall notice.

Those headlights are messin with my OCD. 

I read this in Sir David Attenborough’s voice. “Here we have the portly Trailblazer in its natural environment, the hotly contested battleground of the local asphalt jungle, where by natural camouflage it blends in with the crowd."

I forsee a GT350-ish Mach-E in the future. 

Ya know those black lights police use? I bet it is like a Pollock painting inside that van.