1st Gear: In a twist of fate, VW sells Lamborghini and Ducati to Stellantis/FCA.

Looks like Honda started drug testing in the design department.

GM would be wise to pull out of this failure of a wet dream.

The title to this makes it seem the car is a hooker and cheap! So of course this will be everybody's ride.. 

Why does the headlights seem almost GMC-esque?

Reverse: Give it a couple of hours and trump will say he invented the diesel engine.

$28 million dollars that broke-as-a joke trump wishes he had in his bank account. Trump is opposite of King Midas, everything he touches turns to a shit.

I could see the Sonsang Vette being sold at your local Wally World clearance section. 

Do Buster Brown shoes count?

Grant it these games are graphically great, but I have to admit my brains were blown to the mirror covered wall at the arcade when Pole Position arrived and the feeling of putting in 2 quarters to play.....

This is the size the Colorado should have been and complete with plaid interior. Luckily though I haven’t worn plaid bell bottoms as a kid since the beginning of the Carter  administration.

Neutral: 34° degrees outside and I'm wearing shorts. Just another day in Montucky. 

Welp, now is the time for me to make political statements on banana hammocks or boxers or like your grandpas tighty whities. Adult Underoos, that you can wear on the outside!

I like it, I wish Cadillac followed through on their concepts. And Escala-esque designs are not the same thing.

You want to seat 7 and don’t want a boring vehicle and you want a 4×4...

I said it along time ago, Piaggio should buy a stake in HD. A Harley themed Vespa. That would make the boomers shit in their Depends.

I don’t know what is worse, driving the car or forcing your kid to wear clothes fit for a funeral and loafers with no socks.

So....the seats will kick your ass, and the huge nostrils....I mean, grill, will suck your soul and your cocaine.