I am continually impressed by the ability of large institutions to shoot themselves in the dick when handling these situations. Just the photo is an incredible own goal; everything after it is inexplicable.

Thanks, guys.

That was an air-filled object crashing to the ground, not one sailing over an open receiver’s head by 10 yards, he won’t get the reference.

That’s nothing. During pregame warmups, Newton was heard telling his teammates, “Time to fire up the Hindenburg!”

Approved.

“Not every aircraft keeps their genitals in the same place.”

God is disappointed with the Thunder?

I’d say it was caused by Draymond Green, but I don’t think that’s where airplanes keep their testicles.

Piss...bomb? Wouldn’t it just have been easier to ask someone to punch them repeatedly? Throw your piss on me and see what happens. Some people’s children.

Especially the piss bomb...when uncircumcised dudes would pinch their foreskin and piss into it, then splash it on an unsuspecting scout team scrub.

Of all the dumbass shit.

Ok. Full disclosure: UK alumni, donor and basketball fan here.

There are lattes taller than Cal

He’s singing, “Haaaaaaaaaaapy Biiiiiiirrrrrrthday, dear Kevin”

Russ deserves the big payday. I’m glad OKC actually got him some real help too. They had to have won this off season.

Why wouldn’t they be petty about it? KD left without any communication, and has been shitting on their old team in the press and on ghost Twitter for months. I like seeing rivalries in the NBA, and I’m completely fine with Russ hating KD for leaving him.

It was nice of the Thunder to let Westbrook take one last picture with the basketball in his hands before Carmelo joins the team.

I’m just gonna leave this here.....

Sam Presti is either a goddamn genius or has destroyed this franchise for decades to come.