Facility, man with the golden gun. The golden gun user would post up in the bathroom and everyone else would team up to kill them and see who would get the gun next. If you spawn in the duct, you get safe passage out. We called it “Raid on Ft. John”

But even with that, you think one of these people would have been familiar with King of the Hill enough to get Dallas,

I saw them live several years ago, basically for the same reason.. A lot of music fan friends I know like them. I was sent to SF for business and took the opportunity to catch them at Bill Graham Civic Auditorium. The opener, Warpaint, absolutely blew my mind and is now one of my favorite bands, but Queens of the…

As a life long Chiefs fan, I fully expect Jamaal to light us up after barely being able to go to take a dump without blowing out his knee for the past several seasons.

I read “the audacity” as Hank Hill.

When did it become a thing for people to put their cars in park while sitting in the drive-thru?

My friends and I would have an annual Smash Bros sleepover at the end of the school year when we were in middle/high school (the original came out when I was in 6th grade). When the Wii version came out, we resurrected the idea and played it all night after standing in line to buy it. Playing it all night after months…

I’m there too. Problem is most of the games I want for it don’t come out until late this year, so I might as well wait.

I’m there too. Problem is most of the games I want for it don’t come out until late this year, so I might as well…

Hell yes. I think my folks still have a set that looks exactly like that.

Was going to offer a similar take. I’ve always had fun playing croquet, and cornhole has just never appealed to me.

+1 for KawhiPA

Because, Ron Swanson:

Actually since it’s 2017 I believe it’s Terry, now.

I thought this was settled a while ago. Lorde is Randy Marsh!

No Uber driver has ever scared the crap out of the way many cab drivers have.

Drones are high in carbs

This. My suggestion was going to be extra strength toilet paper helps as well.

“What happened to soda?! I thought we all agreed on soda!”

It’s all about the cones! *rolls approx. 20 different kinds of dice at once*

It’s all about the cones! *rolls approx. 20 different kinds of dice at once*

Waiters, checks please!