Well, Kobe is technically a person, so there’s at least one.

“Yes.”

Its really pissing me off that Lonzo seems to be a level headed, non-bullshitting,well performing player. It wouldve been so much easier to hate the whole family.

you can make the same argument against the NHL/MLB as well then

Grant was probably shit-faced fucking drunk when he took his IQ test.

Or...

The Red Sox moving to New York would result in riots, deportations, martial law, several Deadspin staff orgasms and possibly states seceding from the union, so no, unless you’re talking like Barca moving to Madrid there’s no real equivialency.

Any reason I can find to use this, I will.

Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.

I fly 40 weeks a year for work. If you’re in economy plus, feel free to recline. If you’re in economy, be ready for Thunderdome if you recline that seat asshole.

Give him a salt tablet

You know what I also do sometimes? If there’s a salad on the table, sometimes I just dump some salad right onto the pizza and fold it up and eat it like a freak. Salad pizza is always better than it sounds.

You know what I also do sometimes? If there’s a salad on the table, sometimes I just dump some salad right onto the pizza and fold it up and eat it like a freak. Salad pizza is always better than it sounds.

I mean, I could almost buy this if one of his wish-list destinations were not Minnesota.

Oh, that’s good.

We know he’ll flop, but will he flip?

I feel it has to be found somewhere in the AP Stylebook that when quoting Stephen A Smith, that you must use ALL CAPS.

I think Kyrie has legitimate reasons to be pissed off at Lebron. Lebron thinks that the world revolves around him, which obviously isn’t true since the world is flat.

One of his preferred destinations is the Spurs ... a team with a guy who is already better than Kyrie will ever be, and also a team that has spent two decades being “that team that shares the ball a ton and doesn’t ever let anyone just pound it for twenty seconds and then take an off-balance three.”