Thought you guys were a body positive blog... hmmmm

Can just imagine the noise of my head hitting the pipe trying to go under one of those things.

“Cain thanked the sun for gifting him a walk-off hit during his postgame interview”

Homer: Are you an angel?

The time format does make it a lot more enjoyable to watch but I still think the top in total HR should advance at least in the 1st round. You want to seed them 1v4, 2v3 for the 2nd round then fine. The fact that Bour hit 22 and got eliminated because Judge hit 23 is a little ridiculous.

J.R. Richard says: “Hold my balls”

Man, could you imagine how many games he’d miss in a 162 game season?

He only has to sell 20 pairs of shoes to cover it.

I mean, yeah, I see what you’re saying. But holy cow, I can’t believe the former Gawker Media Group is being critical of SBN for editorial issues. After all, how’d that “professionalized editing process” work out for you guys when you outed that Conde Nast executive for no apparent reason a while back? I seem to…

Steele Walker and Bruce Steele need to end up on the same team and be one after the other in the batting lineup so you can have Steele on Steele.

lol thank you deadspin for uncritically passing this along, not mentioning that the entire “confusion” stemmed from his agency - and by extension, the players tribune article - not having all the timing right.

You do know that Paul Pierce and KG were absolutely loved by Boston fans, right?

Zards is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. Its the Wiz and everyone beats them.

New York ‘Icks works pretty well, though.

Lorenzo Cain did it twice in the ‘15 playoffs.

> This scares the fuck out of him and he takes off running, looking back every so often only to see his shit still in pursuit.

Ok but the Supreme Court may require him to eat a menorah and a Kwanzaa candle in order to prevent an Establishment violation.