“He’s still better than Steinbrenner”

Reading this made me really miss The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson.

The half of which you’re not a part.

Hired Goons?!

You had me at meat tornado.

Ha! The joke’s on you. We were broken long before he arrived.

RE: The John Brown mural.

Also, the Chiefs haven’t drafted a quarterback in the first round in 33 years

I’m going to guess you have a much faster metabolism than I do. I used to eat like that in high school, though.

As a Thunder fan, I approve this message.

I lol’d. Well done.

Your attempt to scale the warped wall was RUBBISH!

+1. I used a piece of green masking tape wrapped around the handle for the same principle.

I’m also 6'3", and often will notice that I would hit my head on things a lot more if I was even an inch taller (including in my own house), so I agree. Haha.

I played a round the other day where someone suggested that someone else should be a second tank, and their reply was that it’s quickplay and they’ll play who they want. The first guy actually said that he was right and dropped it. I was fully prepared for a shitstorm that ended with me switching to Rein to placate…

At a minimum I feel like I wouldn’t shit for a couple of weeks.

I’m 6'3", and at a music festival somehow ended up behind the one 6'6" or so guy. Poetic justice, I suppose.

I never knew of the vending machines as well. My most recent ex is a nurse at a retirement home, and she buys her own, but she’s also tiny, so she probably has no choice.

I’ve been laughing my ass off this entire funbag and most of the comments, but I fucking LOST IT at this.

I did pretty much exactly this to see Muse back in 2011 at a festival in KC. Worked great.