Edit: Okay I’m just drunk. I missed the detail that they’re going to the shitter AFTER getting coffee. I always go shitter first, refill coffee/water after.

I used to hurl the cannon ball and the frisbee, and I agree.

I concur with both the OP and your reply. Double starred.

Must’ve missed our primary results. The Brownbacker exodus seems to have begun ;P

On the contrary, I’ve rather enjoyed Deadspin’s season long troll of their fanbase.

Haha... No argument here. Fall can’t arrive soon enough.

Nah, I’m in a pretty good mood. I’ve been busy working, but these posts with their hilariously incorrect assumptions about me have been fun. The people making fun of my name on here are the best, though.

It obviously bugged you enough to respond.

Ah, I came here expecting to see the usual Gawker disdain for all things midwest, but had to reach the comments to find a douchebag to fulfill it.

+1 for the “eh?”

I literally said out loud “That’s disgusting” at that part before reading that Drew started with the same.

Congrats, you understand liberal logic!

It’s also frequently used as a lazy substitute for a database.

Fry’s dog reminds me of my old terrier. :(

+1 bowl

I’m half surprised this article wasn’t literally just “... Because they’re the Browns”, with an optional mic drop.

Came here to post this. Glad to see you have it covered. Carry on.

Don’t forget their President: Exactly How High Is Phil Jackson Right Now?

I was at a bar trivia thing a while back, and one of the questions in one round involved writing down as many WNBA teams as you could. My buddy and I, both big basketball fans, could literally only name two.